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Boomerjam 

Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.
A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
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Boomerjam 

Based on the word bonerjams, this describes a song very popular with old people.
"Hey, have you ever heard Thunderstruck by ACDC?"

"Yeah Bro, my Dad plays it all the time. It's a total boomerjam."
Boomerjam by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021

boomerna 

“BoomerNA just screamed extremely loud..”
“yeah he does that a lot
boomerna by dudecomeon April 1, 2021

BoomerNA 

A stinky little ipad pisser kid who knows only how to play bedwars and be in mommies beds. And he is bald.
Wow boomerna is really pissy
BoomerNA by BoomerNA April 22, 2021

Bang and boomerang 

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.
Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
Bang and boomerang by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends 

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.
Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.
boomerang friends by Limjona November 15, 2016

Boomergang 

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.
I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
Boomergang by MikeInDC August 10, 2017