Boomerjam- When a bunch of baby boomers on their personal electric scooters or on foot with canes or walkers jam up the isle at "The Walmart" trying to remember what they were shopping for causing all other shoppers to come to a complete halt.
A young girl waits in the car outside a store as her boyfriend returns....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
Girl: What took you so long? You were just going in for beer and some condoms.
Guy: After I got the condoms I made the mistake of going down the pharmacy isle and got trapped in a Boomerjam! It was horrible! Silver hair, wheelchairs and the smell of Ben-Gay was everywhere. I don't think I'm in the mood to screw anymore....
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I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
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