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boonstaveral

"You are not invited to my party because your girlfriend is a boonstaveral"
boonstaveral by Matt La August 30, 2006
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Boklavesh 

A small town in Boklavesh where everything and everyone is named Boklavesh. All the Boklaveshians pray to Lord Boklavesh III every third Tuesday in September every six leap years. Boklaveshians also celebrate Boklaveshmas instead of Christmas. Boklavesh is also the name of my Alcholic father who passed away after smoking too many Boklaveshes 29 Boklaveshes ago.
Boklavesh give me my Boklavesh back I need to drive down to Boklavesh to pick up some Boklavesh.
Boklavesh by Boklavesh IIII October 9, 2019

bookslap 

To slap and or be slapped in the face with a book, usually a medium or large paperback with about 500 to 1000 pages (Telephone book, Computer Book, Etc)
Jim: "You better tell us the code, or else !"
Steve: "Or else what ?"
Jim: "Or I'll bookslap your ass !"
bookslap by The Paradox November 20, 2007

Bookslapped 

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.
Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.
Bookslapped by REKT_69 February 19, 2017

Bootyslave

A person who is taken or held captive for the single purpose of being f***ed in the ass or forced to eat ass.
"I'm horny, I'm gonna go f**k my bootyslave"

brokslapez

Adj. Epically awesome in a legendary God smiting way
Did you see Iron Man 2? that shit was so brokslapez

I love punching babies... its make me feels so brokslapez
brokslapez by darkaltar November 15, 2010