The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

You are on the computer now

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.