Bookslapped

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.

Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.

Bookslapped by REKT_69 February 19, 2017

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blogslapped

To be hit in the side of the head by bloggers deconstructing your case.

Michael Nifong was blogslapped by KC Johnson's Durham in Wonderland blog.

blogslapped by Michael Moy January 14, 2007

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Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.

His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!

Book-slapped by C. Mac December 24, 2010

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boneslapped

When one cars mirror hits another cars mirror

Yo she totally boneslapped me in the parking lot

boneslapped by Bobvauseluver December 3, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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