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Bookslapped 

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.
Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.
Bookslapped by REKT_69 February 19, 2017
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blogslapped

To be hit in the side of the head by bloggers deconstructing your case.
Michael Nifong was blogslapped by KC Johnson's Durham in Wonderland blog.
blogslapped by Michael Moy January 14, 2007
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Book-slapped 

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.
His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!
Book-slapped by C. Mac December 24, 2010

boneslapped

When one cars mirror hits another cars mirror
Yo she totally boneslapped me in the parking lot
boneslapped by Bobvauseluver December 3, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008