Barnes

(verb) 2009 To survive multiple aviation mishaps, and against all odds, still retain your job.

"Man, he really barnsed that one in."
"Wow, way to barnes it, asshole."

by Launchpad McBarnes October 28, 2009

Barnes

To do something so worthless and so horribly wrong that you should proboly kill yourself.

I can't believe he just did that, he is so barnes.

by Joe Ard. April 20, 2006

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 08, 2012

Barnes

A man who whinges about not being able to do the math work in a classroom.

Conor- I cant do it sir. Its too hard.

J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.

Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.

by T Pepper May 17, 2010

Barnes

When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.

Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.

by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010

Barnes

To lie about one or every sexual conquest that you have ever had.

Guy 1: I swear I slept with her.

Guy 2: No, you're just barnes'n me.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009

In the Barn

When playing the card game euchre and one team has obtained nine tricks or points, one teammate does the following:

1. announce to opponents and partner "Dude! we're in the barn!"
2. balance the scorecards on ears (one on each)
3. link fingers together and outstretch hands with thumbs facing down, thus allowing their teammate across to "milk" his/her thumbs
4. both teammates moo similtaneously

"Dude we're in the barn!"

"Fuck, my ears are too small to balance the cards"
"Oh well..."
"Mooooooooo"

by Chelse :-* November 29, 2005