smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

smartass

Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.

Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)

by Slashco June 12, 2004

smartass

Someone who constantly posts real definitions on Urban Dictionary

ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.

by angrynerd September 3, 2012

smartass

A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence

that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass

by anotherguy November 11, 2003

smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

by Leanne March 19, 2003

smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)

I guess this definition makes me a smartass

by whatserface November 25, 2007

smartass

being serious 1% of the time

god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!

by vmk82 January 10, 2011