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bonerowner 

When a guy has an erection
You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!
bonerowner by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006
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Bonjerinje 

Wtf is that bonjerinje ass thinj by there?!” *spews*
Bonjerinje by TomTheBonjer July 15, 2018

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Boneroma 

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.
I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boneroma 

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.
My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.
Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020