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Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"
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Bogtrocity 

The word you get when you mix the words: Bogus and Atrocity. Usually used when something bad happens that is not to your liking and will have very negative affects.
Bogtrocity by Very Cool Guy May 1, 2005
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Bonercity 

Popular 80's term referring to the massive boners given by donkey-zebra-Hulk Hogan cut-out sex acts.
It was so bonercity that I couldn't drive home alone.