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boneroni 

Meat appropriate for female consumption and or enjoyment.
Girl "I would like to purchase some pepperoni..." Clerk "Wouldn't you like some boneroni instead?"

Pepperoni=Man
Boneroni=Woman ;)
boneroni by whoratio December 3, 2010

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonersniffer 

Damn you’re such a bonersniffer right now
Bonersniffer by FreezyOnUD February 19, 2020

boneronium 

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”
boneronium by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019
A better way of saying bozo
Bro stfu and stop being a bozeroni
Bozeroni by Big cockeroni March 15, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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