Definitions by markopoko

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

Penis Mingler 

1) A Boner Wierdo that won't go away
2) A party or function for Boner Wierdos to meet each other
3) A group of Boner Wierdos that don't necessarily know they are Boner Wierdos that hang around together most of the time.

see Boner wierdo for an example of Penis Mingler....

Penis Mingler by MarkOPoko January 15, 2010

boner wierdo 

A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.

Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.

boner wierdo by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009