bonerometer
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010
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Bonerometrics
“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”
Bonerometrics by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023
beverometer
1)You place your cocktail on a coaster and, due to barometrical conditions measured by this activity, the glass sticks to the coaster....but invariably falls off as the above mentioned beverage is halfway to your mouth.
It was a hot and sultry night as Chad, forever the suave and debonaire bon homme, raised his glass to toast his admirers but the beverometer ruined his moment by dropping the coaster squarely onto his nutsack.
beverometer by Brackish Menzies March 7, 2018
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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