bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

Beerometer 

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.

My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.

Beerometer by Derange-O March 9, 2015

Bonerometrics 

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

Bonerometrics by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

beverometer 

1)You place your cocktail on a coaster and, due to barometrical conditions measured by this activity, the glass sticks to the coaster....but invariably falls off as the above mentioned beverage is halfway to your mouth.

It was a hot and sultry night as Chad, forever the suave and debonaire bon homme, raised his glass to toast his admirers but the beverometer ruined his moment by dropping the coaster squarely onto his nutsack.

beverometer by Brackish Menzies March 7, 2018