Blondologist

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

Bluntologist

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.

"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."

by cardiddy January 31, 2005

bongologist

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.

The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.

by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

Bandologist

someone who studies bands and their music in order to learn more songs and expand their outlook on music.

Hey, i hear that man is a bandologist!

by Dontmesswithfrenchtoast35 February 21, 2010

blockologist

A person who specializes in blocking people from their social sites when they are crossed.

“Damn she blocked me!”
“Yeah she’s a blockologist”

by Kitkatkandy December 19, 2017

Bloonologist

a person who is interested in bloonology.

"So we hired some of the best bloonologists and they studied how strong blimps can be in Bloons TD 6."

by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023