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bo-ner-gy bohn-er-jee 1. available sexual power delivered to the penis

"That sexy lady over there has me at 75% bonergy"
This is an example of a semi. Note that 100% bonergy is only reached during climax and 0% bonergy is met shortly therafter.

bonergy by Bradley Newkirk October 4, 2006

Words you can keep

Bonercycle

The vehicle of retired gay pornstar Billy Herrington. It is composed of a naked body builder whom is being rode by Harrington, also naked. It can work as a segway, a motorcycle, etc.

Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

-southern car dealer accent- Are you looking for a brand new or used dude-car? Then come on down to Harrington's, where we just got our brand new shipment of 2011 b-b-b-b-b-b-bonercycles! On a tight budget? Check out our wide range of gently used O rings. And we got all the added features! High beams, low beams, anti-lock balls! MMmm! Check out the paintjob on that! So come on down to Harrington's, where we don't jerk you around! Unless that's your thing, in which case... Mmmmm.... Yeah.... Woooo! THIS COULD BE YOU!

Bonercycle by Merc29 December 11, 2010

Related Words

bonergy • benergy • bonercycle • bonery • Bonergram • bobergy (TM) (R) • bonercyclist • bonerfy • Bonerfying • bonerga

bonergenic

A bonergenic subject (generally a person) is a subject that appears so physically attractive that you instantly get a raging uncontrollable boner.

Megan Fox is so hot she is bonergenic

bonergenic by rocky_ct July 9, 2010

Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

Bonergize by Helldivex October 18, 2011

bonergizing

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.

I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.

bonergizing by TeaStand July 28, 2014

benergy

Energy that is often exuded by individuals named Benjamin or its associated derivatives.

Betson, you look sleepy. Show me some benergy!

benergy by OhhhhSked January 3, 2008

Bonergirl

A girl-friend who gives you a never ending boner while your hangingout with her; during good times and bad.

Kyle: Hey Jake, Sarah is a total bonergirl.
Jake: why?
Kyle: Cuz whenever I'm hanging out with her I get a boner that I can't get rid of know matter what we do.

Bonergirl by Cult February 12, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026