bonergy

bo-ner-gy bohn-er-jee 1. available sexual power delivered to the penis

"That sexy lady over there has me at 75% bonergy"
This is an example of a semi. Note that 100% bonergy is only reached during climax and 0% bonergy is met shortly therafter.

by Bradley Newkirk October 4, 2006

Bonercycle

The vehicle of retired gay pornstar Billy Herrington. It is composed of a naked body builder whom is being rode by Harrington, also naked. It can work as a segway, a motorcycle, etc.

Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

-southern car dealer accent- Are you looking for a brand new or used dude-car? Then come on down to Harrington's, where we just got our brand new shipment of 2011 b-b-b-b-b-b-bonercycles! On a tight budget? Check out our wide range of gently used O rings. And we got all the added features! High beams, low beams, anti-lock balls! MMmm! Check out the paintjob on that! So come on down to Harrington's, where we don't jerk you around! Unless that's your thing, in which case... Mmmmm.... Yeah.... Woooo! THIS COULD BE YOU!

by Merc29 December 11, 2010

bonergenic

A bonergenic subject (generally a person) is a subject that appears so physically attractive that you instantly get a raging uncontrollable boner.

Megan Fox is so hot she is bonergenic

by rocky_ct July 9, 2010

Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

by Helldivex October 18, 2011

bonergizing

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.

I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.

by TeaStand July 28, 2014

benergy

Energy that is often exuded by individuals named Benjamin or its associated derivatives.

Betson, you look sleepy. Show me some benergy!

by OhhhhSked January 3, 2008

Bonergirl

A girl-friend who gives you a never ending boner while your hangingout with her; during good times and bad.

Kyle: Hey Jake, Sarah is a total bonergirl.
Jake: why?
Kyle: Cuz whenever I'm hanging out with her I get a boner that I can't get rid of know matter what we do.

by Cult February 12, 2014