bonery

an adjective used to describe when a guy gets a boner, often used when speaking of boners occuring at unsuspecting times

I was cuddling with doug yesterday and he got all bonery!

by nosilla December 12, 2004

bonery

when someone feels like getting a boner

i was pretty bonery yesterday well i was watching gossip girl

by eli the purple December 20, 2009

bonery

something characterized by performative, often excessive excitement

"I wish the ice cream man wouldn't drive down the street at 6 am, and it gets the kids all bonery"

"Every time the doorbell ring, the puppy gets all bonery and won't stop barking"

by dicktionaryite February 17, 2023

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014