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-"Actress" of average skill and average looks.
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she'll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are "cool" and "funny" but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she's the "rebel" of Hollywood, but really she's exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn't want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she's hot but don't try to disagree with them, they'll just tell you that you're either a gay guy or a jealous female.
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
^^^Typical response from a Megan Fox fanboy.
by katie was here July 05, 2009
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A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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Overrated. The girl version of Matthew McConaughey. Megan is just another person who shouldn't be put on the pedestal like she is some sort of goddess. Just remember that Megan Fox takes dumps & she has toes for thumbs. Oh & she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie! How do they even fit in the same sentence? I don't get that.
Teen Brother: MEGAN FOX IS HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Brittany Spankers: You sad, lonely boy. Even if she were as hot as you say is, she isn't spending her time daydreaming about a 14-year-old boy. Get over it.
by Snickertoodle February 08, 2010
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Some ignorant woman with poor acting skills.

She's only attractive because of all the surgery she has had.
She often does interviews were she highly contradicts herself, hence why she is a dumb bitch.
Megan Fox:I used to cut myself when i was younger. I was really insecure.blah blah blah. I have a strong confident vagina.

The world:Yeah sure Megan, because you know, vagina's aren't apart of you.
by xemilymariex November 11, 2009
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cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.
Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles.
by SexyLexie August 31, 2009
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