Bonergize

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

by Helldivex October 18, 2011

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Bonealized

A definition created by a Swedefag which basically means that you get a boner. Mostly from a girl depending on your gender. You can for example have this wet dream or just a day dream about a girl when suddenly your stick gets filled with blood and ready to go.

"Hey did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, I got totally bonealized!"

"That girl is a real bonealizer!"

"Suddenly she bonealized me!"

by Bananpaj March 12, 2010

bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonergizing

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.

I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.

by TeaStand July 28, 2014