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Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Bonergize 

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.
Bonergize by Helldivex October 18, 2011

Bonerkill 

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"
Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.
Bonerkill by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009

bonergizing 

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.
I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.
bonergizing by TeaStand July 28, 2014

Bonerville 

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years
Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible
Bonerville by andy1 May 29, 2005

bonerkill 

1 : when one, in the midst of sexual arousal, views something that causes an immediate termination in arousal

2 : any material that is deemed completely unarousing or sexually disturbing
"Dude, that picture of your grandma naked was total bonerkill."
bonerkill by Vanov March 16, 2005