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Bonergirl 

A girl-friend who gives you a never ending boner while your hangingout with her; during good times and bad.
Kyle: Hey Jake, Sarah is a total bonergirl.
Jake: why?
Kyle: Cuz whenever I'm hanging out with her I get a boner that I can't get rid of know matter what we do.
Bonergirl by Cult February 12, 2014
Words you can keep

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).
He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.
Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Bonergize 

A penis becoming instantly erect.
Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.
Bonergize by Helldivex October 18, 2011

Bonerkill 

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"
Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.
Bonerkill by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009

bonergizing 

When you don't jerk off your boner so you can have more energy for activities.
I'm bonergizing for a week so I'm ready for the big game this weekend.
bonergizing by TeaStand July 28, 2014

Bonerville 

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years
Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible
Bonerville by andy1 May 29, 2005

bonerkill 

1 : when one, in the midst of sexual arousal, views something that causes an immediate termination in arousal

2 : any material that is deemed completely unarousing or sexually disturbing
"Dude, that picture of your grandma naked was total bonerkill."
bonerkill by Vanov March 16, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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