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Bonercycle 

The vehicle of retired gay pornstar Billy Herrington. It is composed of a naked body builder whom is being rode by Harrington, also naked. It can work as a segway, a motorcycle, etc.

Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
-southern car dealer accent- Are you looking for a brand new or used dude-car? Then come on down to Harrington's, where we just got our brand new shipment of 2011 b-b-b-b-b-b-bonercycles! On a tight budget? Check out our wide range of gently used O rings. And we got all the added features! High beams, low beams, anti-lock balls! MMmm! Check out the paintjob on that! So come on down to Harrington's, where we don't jerk you around! Unless that's your thing, in which case... Mmmmm.... Yeah.... Woooo! THIS COULD BE YOU!
Bonercycle by Merc29 December 11, 2010
Words you can keep

bonercycle 

The exact definition of bonercycle is unknown, due to debate between the following two definitions:

Definition 1:
An irresistable penis that females want to "ride". Similar to a motorcycle.

Definition 2:
A cycle with steps such as: limp, half-mast, and hard-on. Similar to a life cycle.
"I really wanna ride that hippie's bonercycle"

"My bonercycle is always at stage one, limp :("
bonercycle by GarnetOakley November 7, 2007

bonercycle 

A moto so sweet it gives you a boner.
Ooooh! Check out that sweet Ducati -- BONERCYCLE!
bonercycle by kookymiyuki May 11, 2011

Boatercycle 

A mix between a boat and a motorcycle. A jetski.
A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.
Boatercycle by Madam Tampini September 16, 2008

bonercyclist 

1. One who gets an erection (slang: boner) when riding a motorcycle.

2. One who rides a boner.
The bonercyclist hit a truck head-on while fapping over his Harley.

Your mom is a bonercyclist, she rides boners all day every day.

Donercycle 

Idiot on a very fast motorcycle making his or her body parts available for donation.
A crotch rocket becomes a donercycle at high uncontrolable high speeds.
Donercycle by mike2545 October 24, 2008

brotercycle 

A motorcycle with a sidecar so you can take your bro.
"Mike came on his motorcycle." "Oh shit, does he have a sidecar? He could brotercycle me home!"
brotercycle by indosilver December 6, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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