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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Related Words
boais BOAISY Blaise bobis boast Bobism BoatShoes Baise baishali Boals

Belle Baise 

Literally: "Beautiful fuck"

The Anglicized version of a French term used when cruising for attractive sexual partners.
Belle Baise by Ink Quill January 25, 2006

burn the boats 

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
burn the boats by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

luna blaise 

luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang
are you part of the cherry gang ?! luna blaise 's fandom ! they are so rad !!
luna blaise by crys c January 30, 2019

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing
Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017