Spiggatry

The art in behaving like a spic nigga.

“You saw that big ass fiesta on the spanish side of the hood?”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”

by Fresh Timbs November 07, 2017

So this what we doing now?

A way of showing disappointment or disbelief in someone, or pointing out someone's stupidity or nastiness; another way of saying "Are you serious?" or "You not deadass right now".

Person 1: "Yooooooo lemme tell you! My cousin finally let me smash bruh!"
Person 2: "So this what we doing now?"

by Fresh Timbs November 02, 2018

Early O'Clock

Used to substitute a real time when it is too early in the morning.

*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"

by Fresh Timbs June 08, 2018

Extended Blink

What you do when you come home from a long day of doing nonsense; sleep.

"You trynna chill right now bro?"
"Nah, nigga, it's been a long day. I'm boutta take an extended blink."
"Aight, nigga, bet."

by Fresh Timbs May 02, 2018

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018

Hey, it's been a while. How are you?

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

by Fresh Timbs November 11, 2018