Early O'Clock

Used to substitute a real time when it is too early in the morning.

*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"

by Fresh Timbs June 08, 2018

Spiggatry

The art in behaving like a spic nigga.

“You saw that big ass fiesta on the spanish side of the hood?”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”

by Fresh Timbs November 07, 2017

agi

Agitated.

"What's the matter, fam? You look agi. Who did you wrong?"

by Fresh Timbs November 22, 2018

The 3 T's

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.

Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."

by Fresh Timbs July 23, 2019

shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 10, 2020

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018