A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being
Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "
Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals
pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.
One of the
main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to
check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the
game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of
people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the
game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the
game.
There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.
If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7
quarantine for infected areas.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to
James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn,
Hope he gets
better soon.
