bluch 

Pronounced Bl-uh-ck' -the ck' sounds guteral, and drops off softly.

A feeling in the stomach; of discomfort, such as gassy, discomfortable, icky. A feeling often associated with post-swimming gas induced by chlorine ingestion, or occasionally too much southern comfort or other gas inducing alcoholic drinks.

-After swimming Puato Bandito felt very bluch, and he believed it was probably pee poisoning.

Oh man that vodka made me feel bluch. I don't think I can drink anymore, gimme a rum.

bluch by The Urban Myth October 20, 2008

bluch 

adjective
1: A colloquial expression for a person that makes someone blush

verb
1: To blush

2. To brush something off

Word of Origin: Neon, T. (2025)

"Im gonna bluch you up, hello??!?!" -Neon, 2025

bluch by Hoshiyabi August 22, 2025

Bluckles 

Bloody Knuckles.

Game: 2 Opponents punch each others fists until the knuckles bleed and one opponent surrenders.

Street version of Bloody Knuckles game. Much more hard core.

Yo man Ray Ray and Big Reg about to Bluckle. I got a 100$ bucks on Ray Ray.

I saw Ray Ray give Reggie some nasty Bluckles last week.

Bluckles by Terri Greene November 4, 2011

bluehorned

To bluehorn something. To completely screw something up in the last second, even though it was pretty much a guaranteed success already.

Has its origin from the series finale of HIMYM, that was described by many people as one of the worst (if not the worst) in recent TV history because of its unnecessary and mostly unwanted plot twisting, which a blue french horn is symbolic for in the shows legacy. Hence to bluehorn something.

"Manchester United completely bluehorned it in the overtime."

"I loved Dexter, but the last season and the finale was such a bluehorn."

bluehorned by w4yland October 10, 2014

Bluh 

1. A stressful gasp; the opposite of sigh of relief.

2. Sign of stress given by a person, who is tangled or wrapped up in lots of work.

3. The easiest way to say, "I'm busy" or "I'm stressed".

I feel like I'm going to be on the toliet forever! Bluh, so don't ask me to work until I'm finished... *Hnngh*

Bluh by Chad-Syphrett September 25, 2012

Baluch 

A group of Indo-Iranian people who primarily live in Western Balochistan (Iran) and Eastern Balochistan (Pakistan). They speak Baluchi, a language, that borrows vocabulary from Farsi but is very similar to Kurdish. In fact, it is argued that Baluch are descendants of the Kurds. Baluch people in both regions consists of being Sunni-muslims. The Baluch of Iran are NOT Persians despite the fact that many of them speak Farsi as a second language nor will they identify themselves as so (keep in mind that all Persians are Iranian but not all Iranian are Persians.) Baluch people vary in looks with some being light skinned and others being extremely dark skinned. Even though there are millions of Baluchi's, some of them have left their hometowns and settled elsewhere as they are systematically killed and oppressed by the governments of both countries. Baluchestan/ Balochistan are areas that are rich in natural resources, especially with respect to oil.

Person A: You're from Iran, so you're Persian?
Baluch Person: No, I am Baluchi.

Person B: What part of Pakistan are you from? Punjab?
Baluch Person: I'm a Baluch from Balochistan

Baluch by Baluch123 June 26, 2017

Bluckism 

A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.

One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.

There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.

If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.

Bluckism by 0_Rick_0 November 19, 2020