blumplin

to receive or accept a blumpkin from a gremlin

Dude 1:"I got my favorite gremlin to give me a blumpkin last night!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"

by The Wesson July 8, 2012

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A blumplin is 3 tubs a cottage cheese in your mouth while I’m sitting on the toilet you suck me off with it in your mouth and you jizz then I jizz then you mix it all up and it is a blumplin

Ty gave Hawk a blumplin

by Hecticstorm02 July 7, 2019

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Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

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Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

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surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010

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Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

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