blumpking

King at giving free blumps

Shanks and Drew are the Blumpkings of the Universe

by Mad A March 24, 2004

Blumpking

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

Blumpking

When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012

Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush

by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012

Blumpk-out

Like a blumpkin only reversed. You beat off into a toilet while pooping onto a girls face.

"Would you let Laura give you a blumpkin?"

"Hell, I would even let her give me a blumpk-out!"

by Jesse Gross February 20, 2009

Blumpking

The king of being a blumper, a blumper is a great basketball player

Wow Kobe is really a blumpking

by What?.? November 21, 2022

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024