6 definitions by Noel O’Gism
Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”
by Noel O’Gism February 20, 2021
udiocy = ud + idiocy
A type of bigotry and stupidity afflicting what seems to be a large number of Urban Dictionary readers.
Udiocy is shown where sensible, logical references pointing out the pathological narcissism etc etc etc of Donald Trump, are met with “dislikes” outnumbering the “likes”.
A type of bigotry and stupidity afflicting what seems to be a large number of Urban Dictionary readers.
Udiocy is shown where sensible, logical references pointing out the pathological narcissism etc etc etc of Donald Trump, are met with “dislikes” outnumbering the “likes”.
The udiocy in the USA amongst the Urban Dictionary readership is both astounding and depressing.
It seems that a lot of backward, ill informed morons remain completely blinded by the former President, Donald ‘Loser’ Trump.
Udiots!
It seems that a lot of backward, ill informed morons remain completely blinded by the former President, Donald ‘Loser’ Trump.
Udiots!
by Noel O’Gism December 28, 2021
A religion; a true and accurate religion.
A religion of acceptance.
Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!
A religion of acceptance.
Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!
Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”
by Noel O’Gism February 20, 2021
by Noel O’Gism December 25, 2020
by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021
One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.
Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”
by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021