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Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
Related Words
Blumpling • Blumping • blumpking • blumplin • Bumplings • blumbling • Blumpalingus • Blumphing • blumpkingini • Blumpting
Blumpkin Volcano
While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
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Blumpkin con Queso
Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
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Self Serve Blumpkin
Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
Self Serve Blumpkin by Baller26 May 21, 2008
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