Blumping 

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blumping 

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

Blumping by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blumping 

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

Blumping by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blumping 

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

Blumping by doomstew August 1, 2009

Blumping 

Having sex on a cross country train.

he was blumping amanda all the way to florida!

Blumping by blumping master March 9, 2010

blumping 

a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.

Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?

Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO

Dave: why are we still friends

blumping by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

Self-Blumping 

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011