Blorph 

(verb) 1. A type of physical assault involving an unexpected shoulder check, where the assailant tries to hurl their target into the air by coming in slightly lower than their targets shoulder, and rising up after contact.

2. Any displacement of a smaller entity by a larger entity in a physical manner.

While walking down the hallway, the sophomore student was blorphed into the lockers by a senior on the football team.

Blorph by Draogntooth June 5, 2009

Blourph 

to blourph someone is to remove them from your life, entirely, instantly, and without warning.

It's commonly used as a way out of dead end Relationships or removing hurtful people from your life.

What happened to that "thing" between you and John? Oh I had to blourph him.

Blourph by AgentL12 February 15, 2017

Blorphans 

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

blowphobia 

The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product and emits hot air.

Tom screams at night when his wife uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia.

blowphobia by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009

blophus 

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

blophus by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013

Blorple 

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

Blorple by meowlnir July 20, 2018

Blorch 

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

Blorch by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011