Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023