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An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit
My cat is the biggest blorple.
Blorple by meowlnir July 20, 2018
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To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.
"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."
Blorple by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023
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Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)
"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"
Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018
Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.
bloople by Toopid September 30, 2011
A color the combination of blue and purple. Usually found in textbooks to highlight or summarize key terms or plot summaries.
"That color isn't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple. It must be Blurple."
Blurple by MrEdwards December 13, 2016
Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.
That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!
blurple by D January 17, 2004
The color fusion between purple and blue
Look at the blurple sky..
Did you see her blurple eyes?
Blurple by Brandon Nabors January 29, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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