Definitions by Smith&Kenny

Blorch 

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

Blorch by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

Geordi 

The Geordi is a pub beverage comprised of 1/2 Smithwick's and 1/2 Kilkenny. Invented on Twitter by LeVar Burton, and named after his character Geordi La Forge.

Trekkie: "I'd like a Geordi, please."

Bartender: "wtf?"

Geordi by Smith&Kenny November 9, 2010