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A fake stoner usually from 15-17 years old, always brags about he/she is always high. Usually posting on facebook status with misspelled words like, "Am sooo hiii" "Im happy cuz im high" "dum haterz dont now about weed." Always annoying you when you are talking about something and they're always bringing weed up.
Stop trying to be a stoner, STAKE!
Stake by Transforme July 8, 2011
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A sharp wooden stick used to dust vampires, people enter the stake through the heart and the vampire turns to dust
Quick pass me a stake, this guy is trying to bite me
stake by White Wicca March 14, 2004
"Stake" is a abbreviation of the words "Staying" and "awake".
Person Y: "When are you going to sleep, fam?"
Person B: "Not going to sleep. I'm stake today."
Person Y: "Alright. Have fun!"
Stake by d34d1n51d3 August 29, 2018
An action common to modern day teenagers, when a girl or a guy takes something from a friend or sibling because they have gotten permission before and dont feel like asking again. A combination of steal & take.
Man, I guess I should stake John's PSP for this very long car ride.
stake by Rob van Wijngaarden December 31, 2008
short for mistake; used by modern day teens where if some one says something incorrect in an everyday conversation the teenagers nearby that heard the mistake can hit the person who said the incorrect statement on the back of the neck after calling the word stake and correcting them of what they was wrong
person 1: the dallas cowboys won 4 superbowls
person 2: STAKE! they won five. now let me get my stake
person 3,4,5,6 etc.: STAKE!STAKE!STAKE!STAKE!
person 1: ouch!
stake by rc2011 October 31, 2010
WOW that guy is STAKE.
stake by xStake June 20, 2025

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!
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