blorpus

An insult, like a Fucktard, in alien language.

Charles! You're a fucking Blorpus!

by ReeyanPotato March 22, 2016

Blorpus

The all mighty Blorpus is all seeing and all consuming. it is not vengeful but craves chaos. It likes flesh of babies and hard core porn. Blorpus will consume all religions and form them into one.

Don't hurt me Blorpus

by Blorpus observer January 3, 2023

Blorpus

A Magical land in which Joels across the globe gather to talk about Italy and hating on peoples mothers.

"Mr. Block can i go to the blorpus?"

by JoellyRancher_NatesParadise September 9, 2025

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

Blopus

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

by Def_King November 9, 2017

Blorbus

pertaining to anything overweight, obese, fat, mayo, or any messy nature; Usually used to describe fat kids

"Stop being so blorbus Ricky and get the remote"

"Oh man, i just ate 3 Big Macs... I feel so Blorbus"

by Brian Kass January 28, 2009

blorgus

The act of sneezing on someone's inner thigh while naked

Im going to preform blorgus on you

by Anal ass ranch February 22, 2017