blorpus 

An insult, like a Fucktard, in alien language.

Charles! You're a fucking Blorpus!

blorpus by ReeyanPotato March 22, 2016

Blorpus 

The all mighty Blorpus is all seeing and all consuming. it is not vengeful but craves chaos. It likes flesh of babies and hard core porn. Blorpus will consume all religions and form them into one.

Don't hurt me Blorpus

Blorpus by Blorpus observer January 3, 2023

Blorpus 

A Magical land in which Joels across the globe gather to talk about Italy and hating on peoples mothers.

"Mr. Block can i go to the blorpus?"

Blorpus by JoellyRancher_NatesParadise September 9, 2025

Blorgus 

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

Blorgus by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

Blopus 

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

Blopus by Def_King November 9, 2017

Blorbus 

pertaining to anything overweight, obese, fat, mayo, or any messy nature; Usually used to describe fat kids

"Stop being so blorbus Ricky and get the remote"

"Oh man, i just ate 3 Big Macs... I feel so Blorbus"

Blorbus by Brian Kass January 28, 2009

blorgus 

The act of sneezing on someone's inner thigh while naked

Im going to preform blorgus on you

blorgus by Anal ass ranch February 22, 2017