Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

Blorch

The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.

"Bitch! You got blorched!"

by Superfly98 April 8, 2008

Blorch

A planet home to the slaughtering rat people. Was eventually turned into a Parking Structure Planet.

Having successfully conquered Earth alone, Zim was assigned to Blorch in Operation Impending Doom III due to his retardedness.

by dj gs68 August 14, 2003

Blorch

Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.

"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"

"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"

"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"

by E. Somerset Stratford December 21, 2007

blorch

to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit

I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.

by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010

blorch

the sound that is made when you fist someone

When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.

by pepsiflame June 2, 2005

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005