Blorch 

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

Blorch by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

Blorch 

The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.

"Bitch! You got blorched!"

Blorch by Superfly98 April 8, 2008

blorch 

to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit

I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.

blorch by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010

Blorch 

A planet home to the slaughtering rat people. Was eventually turned into a Parking Structure Planet.

Having successfully conquered Earth alone, Zim was assigned to Blorch in Operation Impending Doom III due to his retardedness.

Blorch by dj gs68 August 14, 2003

blorch 

the sound that is made when you fist someone

When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.

blorch by pepsiflame June 2, 2005

blorch 

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

blorch by richard February 10, 2005

blorch 

Slang for describing phlegm or snot.

When I had a cold, I had a lot of green blorch.

blorch by cubical January 30, 2008