blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013

Blopus

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

by Def_King November 9, 2017

Bloptuse

The definition of bloptuse is that one does not understand what bloptuse means, and if one does understand they no longer need to to know what bloptuse means

The definition of bloptuse is that one does not understand what bloptuse means, and if one does understand they no longer need to to know what bloptuse means

by Bloptoose June 19, 2018

boophus

Used as an insult in a non-serious manner. Usually replaced with the word idiot.

Guy 1: "Guys hear me out, Vaporeon is so..."
Guy 2" Shut the fuck up you boophus."

by OrangeTricky August 11, 2024