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to blourph someone is to remove them from your life, entirely, instantly, and without warning.

It's commonly used as a way out of dead end Relationships or removing hurtful people from your life.
What happened to that "thing" between you and John? Oh I had to blourph him.
by AgentL12 February 15, 2017
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