BLORTH 

A homosexual who loves teh cock.

You're so BLORTH.

Stop being so BLORTH.

BLORTH by BLORTH March 17, 2005

BLORTH 

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

BLORTH by Elmdor March 17, 2005

BLORTH 

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.

Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)

BLORTH by Tony March 10, 2004

Blorphans 

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

börthole 

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

börthole by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 4, 2021

blortmanteau 

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009

Borther 

Originally, it was a somewhat common mispelling of the word "brother", often by baby boomers, people attempting to imitate Hulk Hogan, and Fudds. It's now used often to troll people, and is used as a mild joke when shitting on boomers in gun communities, and biker communities. It's also especially popular on /k/, other boards of 4chan, when adding complete silliness to a post.

Boomer: do yuo like the 1911??/? IT won 2 worl wards shooting God's own caliber!
Normal Person: It's a decent weapon.
Boomer: AW HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!

Borther by Dr. Fudd's Boomer Repellent July 18, 2019