by Cameron April 15, 2004
by iGeek July 22, 2009
The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.
by cybik November 18, 2011
The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.
*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall)
"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"
"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"
by Pandamonium101 October 29, 2018
by X_L_R_X June 14, 2008
First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Consider the following dialogue:
Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"
*Blorp*
Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"
*Blorp*
Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
by baby jane December 24, 2007
The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.
by FWCO March 10, 2008