A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.
Bieberoids are all around us. They dress, speak endlessly about and are obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Any Bieberoid over the age of 12 should seek professional mental heathcare.
James' daughter Jesse is a Bieberoid. which is fine because she is nine. Most nine year old girls are Bieberoids. His son Paul, is also a Bieberoid but since he is twenty, it's just creepy.
A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.
Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.
I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!
Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.
Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?
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