Blorphans

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

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Brorphan

1. A bro who was shunned or has otherwise dissociated from a group of what he thought was bros, but turned out to be douches, leaving himself to be a bro without bros.

2. A bro who is new to the area and has yet to find other bros to bro it up with.

Dude 1: That guy seems super chill, why doesn't he have any bros?

Dude 2: Bro, he's a brorphan; his former "bros" all took turns with his girl behind his back.

Dude 1: Ouch...Hey, let's bro it up with him a little to cheer him up.

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

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