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Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
Blitzed by holl March 19, 2003
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Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".
"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"
blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.
An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
Blitzed by Drew M. February 6, 2006
this L got me fucking blittedddddd
blitted by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006
said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances
im blisted out my mind
blisted by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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