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Blifted; The perfect high, or in the perfect zone, calm, chill relax.
"Dude last night I smoke a Quarter of that purple kush and got blifted to the perfect zone.
Blifted by Fresherswagg94 November 11, 2011
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Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".
"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"
blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003
this L got me fucking blittedddddd
blitted by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006
said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances
im blisted out my mind
blisted by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004
Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Cluster-Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.
He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally bliffed the whole project.
Bliffed by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009
A rather large Spliff,that is so big,if you smoke it yourself,you wil die of over-stonation
Originally used by O.Parsons
Woah, that's a fuck-off spliff, it's a BLIFTER
blifter by james donnelly May 28, 2005
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