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Blazted

Adjective

To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.

Etimology: From Distortion Language.
"Migz is blazted again."
by Chingon December 16, 2005
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blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Get blasted!

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
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turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
by A.lbert January 19, 2009
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blazed

wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!
by ihaveissues November 15, 2004
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Toke Blazed

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".
Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed
by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009
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Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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