An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
by Drew M. January 29, 2006
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Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
by CofC 123 September 4, 2011
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Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.
"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009
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A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.
- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!

- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!

- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!
by Maximus Decimus Meridi March 11, 2012
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the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public
My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny
by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020
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