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Blardon
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010
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blardom • Bardom • Beardom • blandom • Blardon • Blardonay Night • Blardouph • boardom • Beardo McGee • Bear domination
Beardom
Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
Beardom by Chris cole August 10, 2012
blandom
blandom by Inie Banigo and Anna Rachlin February 22, 2004
Blardonay Night
A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
Bardom
A term associated with being bored at a bar or bar-boredom. Usually caused by poor knowledge of the best location for you at any given time for mingling with good friends, meeting people you enjoy, and basically having a good time.
Every place we go out to in this town gives me a serious case of Bardom. We need to find some better places to hang out!
Bardom by Scotty_Mac October 20, 2008
Blardouph
Blardouph by Minh Truong November 11, 2003
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.