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word used to describe a really boring or uneventful event..... a state of being BLAND!!!
GOD DAMN!! THATS BLANDOM!!! (said in the same way as "Thats WACK!")
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Blandsome 

Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.
While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.
Blandsome by Gayle Hurmuses February 23, 2008

Blando Calrissian 

Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?

Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Blando Calrissian by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
The fandom for a band or musical artist. Most typically, bands in the Emo Trinity (Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance)but can include any other band too. Usually people in the Bandom ship band members and write fanfic.
Wow I'm so in the Fall Out Boy bandom!
bandom by Totally Not Anna August 23, 2017
The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.
"The blandmark right by my house is Group Health Hospital" or "That 7-11 sure is a blandmark".
blandmark by scharrera February 3, 2010
Word of the Day on May 10, 2023

Bandomynology 

1. The academic investigation into the origin of the names of adopted for professional purposes by musical performers.

2. Where bands get their names.

A word conceived for an episode of the radio show "The Ongoing History of New Music" called "Naming Your Band" which was originally aired on April 8, 2007. It was imagined by the host of the show, Alan Cross with help from Dr. Sheila Embleton, professor of linguistics and Marc Hershon a successful branding expert responsible for the now household names "Blackberry" and "Swiffer".
The bandomynology of "The White Stripes" involves a story about the correlation of Jack and Megs' last name (White), and the simple coloured pattern (red and white stripes) on one of Megs' favourite candies, mints.
Bandomynology by TriDawgn January 26, 2011
The band fandom. Most commonly used when referring to the slash-friendly fandom of "emo" bands, including decaydance bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, The Academy Is... etc.
I wonder how many bandom communities there are on livejournal.
bandom by Annina April 12, 2008
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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