Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady
job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour,
Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of
music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have
kids” around
23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?
Friend 2: Eh, pretty
lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around
talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks
Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.