boardom 

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

boardom by QuacksO June 4, 2020

Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

Boardman'd by 5robmar November 29, 2011

bordom 

a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored

most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom

bordom by rawrycots January 24, 2009

Mark Boardman 

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

Mark Boardman by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

blardom

this is when you are bored out of your mind and is accociated with boredom except here you are bored and talking to someone, hence linked with blah

sexybex : Meh, msn is *so* boring
Hotrod : Yeh.
sexybex : Blardom

blardom by O_o neth December 18, 2004

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

Beardom by Chris cole August 10, 2012

Bordom 

the state of feeling bored at work but also wanting attention.

Nikkolidus was bored at work one day so he made a Instagram post “some one save me from bordom? Bordem how to you spell it”

Bordom by Sick_cunt_zyzz May 2, 2021