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When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.
Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.
blarbon by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020

blargonkey 

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.
Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.
blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005
this is when you are bored out of your mind and is accociated with boredom except here you are bored and talking to someone, hence linked with blah
sexybex : Meh, msn is *so* boring
Hotrod : Yeh.
sexybex : Blardom
blardom by O_o neth December 18, 2004
Blagdon is a lovely little town which is situated in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in England). The town was defiled by the townspeople as they became 'enraged' by a parasite like creature which eats away at the brain, this was shown rather graphically in Resident Evil 4 the game which is actualy a true story based on the population of Blagdon (of course this was renamed in the game). People infected with the parasite are known as 'Gando's' which was changed to 'Ganado's' for the purpose of the video game. The infected can often be heard making odd sounds as they lose their ability to speak over time, although in some cases the ability to speak has been retained to a certain level.
Blagdoner says: "Eurghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Arghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Ger off ma lawn!"
Blagdoner says: "I'ja hit you wiv my shovvel"
Blagdoner says: "Brrrrrrumm"
Blagdon by Some--Guy December 10, 2007
The home of a Ginger Nonce and a yr10 trying to hit on a yr9 (louis)
Can't wait to go to Bladon...
Bladon by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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