Blardon

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.

Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.

by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020

blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

blardom

this is when you are bored out of your mind and is accociated with boredom except here you are bored and talking to someone, hence linked with blah

sexybex : Meh, msn is *so* boring
Hotrod : Yeh.
sexybex : Blardom

by O_o neth December 18, 2004

Blagdon

Blagdon is a lovely little town which is situated in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in England). The town was defiled by the townspeople as they became 'enraged' by a parasite like creature which eats away at the brain, this was shown rather graphically in Resident Evil 4 the game which is actualy a true story based on the population of Blagdon (of course this was renamed in the game). People infected with the parasite are known as 'Gando's' which was changed to 'Ganado's' for the purpose of the video game. The infected can often be heard making odd sounds as they lose their ability to speak over time, although in some cases the ability to speak has been retained to a certain level.

Blagdoner says: "Eurghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Arghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Ger off ma lawn!"
Blagdoner says: "I'ja hit you wiv my shovvel"
Blagdoner says: "Brrrrrrumm"

by Some--Guy December 10, 2007

Bladon

The home of a Ginger Nonce and a yr10 trying to hit on a yr9 (louis)

Can't wait to go to Bladon...

by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008