Beardom
Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
Beardom by Chris cole August 10, 2012
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Beardophile
Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013
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Beardom • Beardo McGee • Bear domination • Beardo • Beardophile • beardmance • Beardsmith • Beerdom • Bardom • Beandome
Beardsmith
An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.
I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!
Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014
Beardsome
Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.
Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.
Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?
Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.
Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?
Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.
bearsome
A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.
bearsome by Bearsome fearer August 19, 2006
Beardo
A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
Beardo by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022
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