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Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.
You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!
Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013
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A beautiful last name that is from Lebanon the generation of the fathers are immaculate beautiful And loving You’re a Bardouh you should be honoured of how lucky you are because your relatives are the sweetest and nicest the most loving to you.

If you are related to Bardouh you should be closest to them because you would be the luckiest organism in on earth Because they provide you comfort they relieve stress and anxiety when you are not feeling your best they can and they are really smart and will even 2 teach you if you need To revise for tests.

Are those are the most down to earth people you ever meet they love nature they respect and they respect everything inside of nature. By those are really smart in maths and will even give you the answer to any equation that you given Bardouh does have the smartest level of maths that is unbelievable you’re even think that they are related to Albert Einstein and Leonardo da Vinci

Bardouh‘s are the most worthy and will give you the right decisions to make for future decisions.
They are amazing people yet they overthink many situations!

Bardouh those are the sweetest people and they treat other people with respect sometimes Bardouh those are even too kind they are respectful resilient resource full and reflective and creative.

Faltas are the most beautiful people you ever meet because of the sense of styled
Look at that Bardouh

He or she is as smart as a Bardouh
bardouh by Kneepopers October 4, 2020

beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.
I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
beardophilia by Treegerson October 25, 2013

bardophile 

one who loves or adores Shakespeare.
Are you a bardophile?
bardophile by uttam maharjan December 31, 2012

beardophile 

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.
At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?
beardophile by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Beardophile 

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!
Beardophile by Rossicos July 22, 2011
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