blapty 

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

blapty by beefmissile November 6, 2009

blarty 

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

BlastyFace 

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.

Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.

BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009

Cappy Blappy 

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.

OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍

Cappy Blappy by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022

blantyre 

Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.

The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.

Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.

Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.

For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.

Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.

blantyre by afro man 101 September 14, 2007

blasty blast 

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian

blasty blast by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

Blastykarp 

One of the most delicious turtle species. You can fry, boil, or eat it raw.

Human 1: We have stuck in this jungle for 3 days and we can't find anything to eat...
Human 2: Hey dude, I found a turtle!
Human 1: I don't think that's edible.
Human 2: It's a Blastykarp.
Human 1: The fryer is ready, sir.

Blastykarp by Bakuretsu May 10, 2020